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• Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step. -- Don McLea
• They were so nice until I bought the computer.
• I wish I could step on this program's bug.
• Everyone's so nice to me. What have I done to deserve it?
• We had a nice brook going through our back yard, and when you get tired and have nothing better to do, it is always worthwhile to step out there and weed a good brook.
  I've always felt I was entitled to it....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I surely don't want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
  If I were, then I wouldn't be, and so all of this could not take place as it happens to me now....
• Are you getting sick and tired of people saying some nerdy thing to you like
  Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid....