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• For THIS I bought a computer?
• I bought a computer to save time ..
• When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set.
  They bought a piece of cellophane, shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so they could claim that they had a color TV, too....
• My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
• My girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
• My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
• I was a mild-mannered computer jockey... until I discovered karaoke!
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• I figured there was this holocaust, right, and the only ones left alive were Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the Cleavers.
  -- Wil Wheaton explains why everyone in Star Trek: The Next Generation is so nice...