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• You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp.
  That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him....
• If rich, eat when you please. If poor, eat when you can.
• Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• Code so clean you can eat off it.
• Yuppie going into Mo's Bar: This place isn't a Faux-Dive
  his places is a dive! Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaura...
• Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps.
  Have the shrimp cocktail instead. -- "Miss Piggy...