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  "They didn't ask me", replied the cop....
• How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?...
• Don't ask me. I just work here.
• Don't ask me. I was hired for my looks.
• Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me, "How good, how good does it feel to be free?
  And I answer them most mysteriously: "Are birds free from the chains of the sky-way?...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if i'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
  -- Steven Wrigh...