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• Every so often I find myself giving out a business address over the phone that includes the postal code M5H 2N6.
  I'm always tempted to say: "M as in Mormon... N as in nary...
• As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself, and so it almost goes without saying that I won't repeat myself again.
• Don't SAY things. What you ARE stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerson -- Social Aim...
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
  I hope I don't get run over again....