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• The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. ADAMS
• The most popular labour saving device today is still a husband with money. -- Joey Adam
• The most efficient labor-saving device is still money. -- Franklin P. Jone
• Windows 95 is the most popular virus on the market today.
• If there's so much labor-saving machinery, why don't I have more free time?
• Success has made failures of many men. -- Cindy Adam
• How can they say my life isn't a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
  -- Cindy Adam...
• Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food. Homer: Sold!
  -- Think of the money he's saving, "I Love Lisa...
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. -- Joey Adam