I love old Chappers. Don't you, Captain?
Unfortunately, no. I find his films about as funny as getting an
arrow through the neck...and then discovering it's got a gas bill
tied to it.
-- George and Edmund : Major Star
Unfortunately, no. I find his films about as funny as getting an
arrow through the neck...and then discovering it's got a gas bill
tied to it.
-- George and Edmund : Major Star
Related:
- George, the day the war began I was cheesed off. Within ten minutes
of you arriving,
I'd finished the cheese and moved on to the coffee... - Don't worry, I could go on all night!
Not with a bayonet through your neck,
you couldn't. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee.... - They get together all day long and say to each other,
"What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't... - Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... - The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says,
"You got a flat tire." I said, "No, the other three... - You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George... - Take a telegram. To: Mr C.Chaplin, Senate Studios, Hollywood,
California. Message reads: Congrats stop Have found... - I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know... - Thank you, George, but if you don't mind I'd rather have my tongue
beaten wafer-thin by a steak tenderiser and then stapled to the
floor with a croquet hoop.
Edmund : Major...
