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• Quote #504 I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
  -- Douglas Adams [found as the finger .sig of Phil Wadler]...
• I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them.
• All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss. -- Douglas Adam
• Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up?
  Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it....
• I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
• Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer.
  I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible....
• I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
  -- Douglas Adam...
• I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.