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• Quote #696 The essence of XML is this: the problem it solves is not hard, and it does not solve the problem well.
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• Quote #431 "I don't like your I-can-use-anything-as-an-adjective attitude.
  -- Larry Wall [Used in a .sig of Paul Phillips]...
• I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them.
• If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak. -- Phil Wayne
• All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss. -- Douglas Adam
• Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up?
  Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it....
• I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
• Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer.
  I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible....