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• High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed on the forehead.
• Women in Utah must remember that state law prohibits heels over one and a half inches high.
• Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
• In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.
• CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
  The cabbage is so called from Cabagius, a prince who on ascending the throne issued a decree appointing a High Council of Empire consisting of the members of his predecessor's Ministry and the cabbages in the royal garden....
• If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known as Aristotle's Law.
  Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the Law of Socrates....
• I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.