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• If I could reach up an pick one star for every time you've made me smile, the whole evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
• When I'm driving down the highway I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile, in case somebody's taking a satellite picture.
• I will never lie to you.
• I never lie when I have sand in my boots -- LaForge
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Well, all I know is just what I read in the papers. -- Will Roge