If I Could Reach Up An Pick One Star For Every Time You've Made Me Smile, The Whole Evening Sky Would Be In The Palm Of My Hand.
If I could reach up an pick one star for every time you've made me smile, the
whole evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
I'll pick up my papers, and smile at the sky. I know that the hypnotized never lie.
Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
If I was Elvis, would you screw me? -- Pick up line
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
For fifteen days I struggled to prove that no functions analogous to those I have since called Fuchsian functions could exi
I was then very ignorant. Every day I sat down at my work table where I spent an hour or two...
Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can you advance in your organization?
The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop....
If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....