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You May Be Redneck... If You Keep A Can Of Raid On The Kitchen Table.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have fly strips above the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if you have to rake leaves in your kitchen.
You may be redneck... if your coffee table used to be a TV cable spool.
You may be redneck... if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
You may be redneck... if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
You may be redneck... if you can burp the entire chorus of Jingle Bells.
You may be redneck... if you can swallow tobacco spit and not puke.
You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
