I know I have a purpose because I always seem to need deodorant.
Related:
- I need to know, I need to know,
I need to ..... - I hate women because they always know where things are.
James... - I know I'm lucky.
I always have been... - I like trees because they seem more resigned to
the way they have to live than other things do.
Willa... - I've GOT one!
I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!... - I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa... - How can I fail when I have no
purpose??... - I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be
explained to be understood.
If it does need additional interpretation by someone...
From the same category:
- Everyday is Earth Day for
Miners... - Two Russian friends happen to meet in Red Square. One of them says,
"By the way, did you hear that Romanov died?" "No... - Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her
yearbook... - One monk said to the other, "The fish has flopped out of the net!
How will it live?" The other said, "When you have... - It surely doesn't say too much for society if gambling
is the only way to raise money for a good cause...
