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• I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
• Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
  -- Zsa Zsa Gabo...
• I'm a great housekeeper. I get devorced. I keep the house". -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
• Macho does not prove mucho -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
• A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
• A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
  -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek...
• You never really know a man until you've divorced him. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
• IRS HUMOR EXAMPLE A: A lawyer, a doctor and a priest were marooned on a desert island.
  So we confiscated their homes. IRS HUMOR EXAMPLE B...