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• I would like to express my sympathy to all those impacted by this disaster.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle standing in front of the collapsed section of highway caused by the Loma Prieta quake....
• Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
  I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....
• And for those concerned about children growing up in poverty, we should know thi
  marriage is probably the best anti-poverty program of all....
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store
  Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas....
• I know one committee I don't want -- Judiciary. They are going to be dealing with all those issues like abortion, bussing, voting rights, prayers.
  I'm not interested in those issues and I want to stay as far away from them as I can....
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....