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• I've played there (the Burning Tree Country Club) before and I'll play there again.
  I'm not going to protest Burning Tree. Maybe they'll change....
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay away from it.
  -- Paula Poundstone...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• I am the future. -- Senator Dan Quayle
• I can see the hate that was there; I can see the bigotry.
  I can see it from his perspective. -- Vice President Dan Quayle discussing his impressions of "The Autobiography of Malcolm X....
• In dealing with the press do yourself a favor. Stick with one of three response
  (a) I know and I can tell you. (b) I know and I can't tell you. (c) I don't know. -- Dan Rathe...
• I just wish that Dan Quayle would stop that endless smiling all the time.
  How are we going to send him overseas to all those funerals?...
• Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
  I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....