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• GOOD-NIGHT, everybody.. Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my pet LEISURE SUIT!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker.. But now I can't remember WHO he is... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just remembered something about a TOAD! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! I just went below the poverty line! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• BARRY.. That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of ``I DID IT MY WAY'' I've ever heard!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
  ! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....