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• I have no problem with God. It's his fan clubs I hate.
• I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God. -- Sean Doran the Younge
• I am motivated, you are ambitious, they are pushy.
• Each Man must stand on his own!... Must answer to his own God!
  ... I will probably WIN though... -- Flaming Carro...
• Here I stand; I can do no otherwise. God help me. Amen!
  -- Martin Luther (1483-1546) -- Speech at the Diet of Worm...
• In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
  S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time....
• I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary day
• QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
  ' -- Erma Bombeck...