I have no luck. I have a ten-dollar check and the only guy who would cash
it for me was a guy I owed nine dollars to.
-- Gene Baylos
it for me was a guy I owed nine dollars to.
-- Gene Baylos
Related:
- Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride... - I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot
of money.''
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Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - I am the check writer in the cash
only line... - REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
YOGI BERRA:
"If the guy was poor, I would give it back... - Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra:
"If the guy was poor, I would give it back... - I hate discount stores. They're all deceptive. The way they advertise is
misleading.
I spotted a sign, three o'clock in the morning. This... - The wisest man I have ever known once said to me: "Nine out of ten
people improve on acquaintance";
and I have found his words true. -- Frank... - EGOTIST --
a guy who suffers from I strain... - My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
the first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that...
