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• That individual who is habitually undecided is one who suffers from exhaustion and horror for life.
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  He who *suffers* from it. -- Friedrich Nietzsche...
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• Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination. -- Lionel Stande
• Bill Clinton suffers from delusions of competence.
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  ? Bill Watterson, from Calvin & Hobbe...
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