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• The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul i
  WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud (1856-1939)...
• The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul i
  WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud...
• With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
  -- James Thurbe...
• If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
  -- James Thurbe...
• My allergy tests suggest that I may have been intended for some other planet. -- Walt Wetterberg
• No matter how desperate the predicament is, I'm always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.
  -- Charlie Chapli...
• My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
  I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog....
• Perhaps myself the first, at some expence of popularity, to unfold the true character of Jefferson, it is too late for me to become his apologist.
  Nor can I have any disposition to do it. I admit that his politics are tinctured with fanaticism, that he is too much in earnest in his democracy, that he has been a mischevous enemy to the principle measures of our past administration, that he is crafty & persevering in his objects, that he is not scrupulous about the means of success, nor very mindful of truth, and that he is a contemptible hypocrite....
• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
  I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...