With Sixty Staring Me In The Face, I Have Developed Inflammation Of The Sentence Structure And Definite Hardening Of The Paragraphs.

With Sixty Staring Me In The Face, I Have Developed Inflammation Of The Sentence Structure And Definite Hardening Of The Paragraphs.

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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the
sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
-- James Thurber

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