I hate to think about the past. It just brings back so many memories!
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
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- I am getting into abstract painting. Real abstract -
no brush, no canvas, I just think about it. I just... - My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright... - I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Steven... - I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through... - Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for
just a second.
Steven... - I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio... - My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it,
but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched... - I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet
in the shape of an Ouija board.
You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the... - Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped
out a quarter?
Steven...
