IT MAKES ME MAD When I Go To All The Trouble Of Having Marta Cook Up About A Hundred Drumsticks, Then The Guy At Marineland Says, "You Can't Throw That Chicken To The Dolphins.

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IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about
a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."

Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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