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• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks.
• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.
• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no credit cards.
• I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
  So I said, Got any shoes you're not using? -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
  -- Dave Barry...
• I never met a repo man who didn't do speed.
• Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
  Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there.
  He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA....