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  With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• EMBALM, v.i. To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds.
  By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew....
• Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
  who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -- Edna
  Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!...
• I put it to you all. I think we shall end up with a fine crew.
  if we avoid temptation -- Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
• Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
  Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week, when I might've cared....