I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
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- I got this computer for my wife...
WHAT A TRADE... - My computer's getting jealous...
of the time I spend with my wife... - My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell till I married
her.
- Hal... - HELP! I screwed up my girlfriend's
Computer... - My wife loves ME,
It's the computer she hates... - They say I married my wife because her uncle left her a whole lot of money.
That's not true. I would've married her no matter who... - I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex.
It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life...
From the same category:
- Money isn't everything - but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
Sir Edmond... - When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'... There... - Virginia prohibits that any person willfully and negligently
permit any unhaltered horse of the age of more than... - Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers... - HASTE CUISINE -
Fast French food...
