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• I came, I saw, I screwed up.
• I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
• My girlfriend used the computer and managed to format the BIOS.
• I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool.
  It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up....
• My girlfriend gives me more error messages than my computer.
• User: My printer doesn't work. Where do I get a new one?
  Admin: Are you sure that all the connections are hooked up properly?...
• Maybe I should have screwed up. -- Ken Thompso
• Just got a new computer for my girlfriend...GREAT TRADE!