If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
Related:
- You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your
friends who... - You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get
into group therapy -
by yourself... - Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
I want every loyal listener to do everything... - BADLINE#2-Hey baby,
you know you want to hate yourself in the morning... - Tell all your friends to get swimming pools in case you want to visit.
More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid... - Friends, n:
People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
People who know you well, but like you anyway... - AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18)
You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what
you want.
Don't expect things to get any better today, either... - If you want to put yourself on the map,
publish your own map...
