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• It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. -- Bumper Sticke
• SMILEY ;:-) really bad toupee
• I'm not really bad. I just write messages that way.
• Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
• Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of ketchup).
• I is a university student. -- Bumper Sticke
• Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
  Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....
• This is almost (but not quite) as bad as bumper stickers.
• I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticke