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• Advise to a young lawyer: When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.
• I advise you to put down the oyster before opening it. >WRENCH!&l
• Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.
  -- Harper Lee...
• Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity!
  Have you ever considered a career in the Church? -- Black Adder II...
• I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
  -- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....
• So you have to begin all over again...
• As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
• If you read a lot of books, you're considered well read.
  But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. -- Lily Tomli...
• If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?