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• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  -- Henrick Ibso...
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  -- Henrik Ibse...
• You should never have your best trousers on when you go to fight for frrdom and truth.
  Henrik Ibsen ['An Enemy of the People', 1882]...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Is that a ferret in your trousers, or are you always twitchy?
• Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.