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• Sure I can help you out! Which way did you come in?
• I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways about here belong to ME - but why did you come out here at all?
• If you don't like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile.
• You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
  The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names....
• Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again.
  Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question?...
• Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?" ~~ Louis XIV, King of France, d. 1715
• Well, I hope you had a pleasant inheritance. Did I say 'inheritance'?
  ...I meant 'journey'. Well, if you'd like to help yourself to a legacy....
• Oh, fuck! You did it just like I told you to!