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• The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
  -- Laurence J. Pete...
• The unexpected always happens. -- Peter's Law -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete
• If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. -- Laurence J. Pete
• Many live by their wits but few by their wit. -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete
• In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete
• No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel -- anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.
  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
  -- Laurence J. Pete...
• An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. -- Peter's Placebo -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete