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• Even if you put a woman on a pedestal, it's still a pedestal.
• Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
• Perhaps at fourteen every boy should be in love with some ideal woman to put on a pedestal and worship.
  As he grows up, of course, he will put her on a pedestal the better to view her legs....
• I believe in 8 of the 10 commandments" -- Steve Marti
• I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. -- Steve Marti
• To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her?
  You don't want a rose to sing. -- Thackeray...
• In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say.
  I'd meet a girl and say, "Hi, was it good for you too?...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....