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• You have to forget about what other people say, when you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving.
  You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy....
• Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers. -- Chip Salzenberg
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You have nothing with which to attack the dragon. It has injured you and and you cannot carry as much.
• 0282 Have you ever designed an LSI chip? 0283 ... has it been fabricated? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
  Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....
• If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
  -- George Bu...