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• FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR. I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• BALLI, BALLI, BALLI ! Whatever you say! -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area
• TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
  The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you....
• KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY. I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST. It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN. The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
  If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public....
• You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
• Everything you know is wrong, but some of it is a useful approximation!