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• If you ain't Moslem, you ain't Shiite.
• You know what they say about paradigms - shift happens!
• Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?
  -- Richard P. Feynma...
• COINCIDENCE" happens.
• Shit happens.
• Channeling is when something invades your body and makes you talk funny and say strange things.
  ..which is what happens to most people when they drink too much....
• The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast pockets.
  Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too much like going for the draw and puts armed men out of countenance....
• Happens to blacks-racism, happens to men-women's liberation!
• It happens in an hour, that happens not in seven years. -- Proverb