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• It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
• God has a way of getting even, He allows 7 Bowl games to be played on the same day.
• It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an honest difference of opinion.
  - Isaac Asimov...
• Children come from God. He can't stand the noise either.
• He who allows oppression shares the crime.
• Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?
  how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea....
• Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea!
  How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea!...