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• What can I do, I'm only the DM?!
• If there is a God, how come he allows Bonnie Langford to exist?
• The Emperor's New mall: The popular notion that shopping malls exist only on the insides and have no exterior.
  The suspension of visual belief engendered by this notion allows shoppers to pretend that large, cement blocks thrust into their environment do not, in fact, exist....
• Heaven allows glimpses only to those at a distance.
• Kill the DM...no, SLOWLY kill the DM
• INCOMPOSSIBLE, adj. Unable to exist if something else exists.
  Two things are incompossible when the world of being has scope enough for one of them, but not enough for both -- as Walt Whitman's poetry and God's mercy to man....
• NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon.
  The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only be a process of reasoning -- which is a phenomenon....
• A perfect vacuum exists only in the minds of men. -- P. H. Beck
• Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.