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• No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate one and love the other, or he will hold to one and despise the other.
  You cannot serve God and riches. -- Matthew 6:24...
• I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
• The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic. -- Henry Ward Beeche
• I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him
  I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God....
• In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
  S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time....
• Either God exists or He doesn't. Either I believe in God or I don't.
  Of the four possibilities, only one is to my disadvantage....
• If there is a God, how come he allows Bonnie Langford to exist?
• Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now.
  He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie....
• It's the empty can that makes the most noise.