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• Serenely full, the epicure would say, Fate cannot harm me,--I have dined to-day.
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• Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at!
  Up above the world you fly! Like a tea-tray in the sky....
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• The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream.
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