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• Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
• We dedicated ourselves to a powerful idea -- organic law rather than naked power.
  There seems to be universal acceptance of that idea in the nation....
• Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Stewart's Law of Retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. -- Stewart's Law of Retroactio
• Most people fear the Republicans because they don't seem able to solve the problems.
  Most people fear the Democrats because they do seem able to solve problems, but it always costs a lot more money than anyone was willing to admit....
• Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
• Republicans lie -- Democrats "change their mind." -- Liberal hypocrisy