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• Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -- Ronald Reaga...
• Self-defense is nature's oldest law. -- Dryde
• impossible. Clarke's Second Law
• No experiment is reproduceable. -- Wyszowsky's Second Law
• The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
  -- Hacker's Law...
• Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.