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• No experiment is reproducible. Wyszowski's Law
• No matter what the experiment's result, there will always be someone eager to
  (a) misinterpret it. (b) fake it. or (c) believe it supports his own pet theory....
• Wyszkowski's First Law: No experiment is reproducible.
• No experiment is reproducible. -- Wyszowski's First Law
• Never replicate a successful experiment. -- Fett's Law of the Lab
• Law is the second oldest profession.
• impossible. Clarke's Second Law
• Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.