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• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
• The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today. -- Lewis Carroll
• Jump to the jam/Boogie-woogie jam slam...
• You're not stuck in the traffic jam, you ARE the traffic jam!
• Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
• FCJ: Feed Cards and Jam
• RCAJ: Read Card And Jam