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• AMM: Answer My Mail
• If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?
• My standard answer for that is, I don't know.
• If you were my husband, I would feed you poison. If you were my wife, madam, I would take it!
  -- Lady Astor and William Churchill...
• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
  --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....
• I would be virtuous for my own sake, though nobody were to know i
  as I would be clean for my own sake, although nobody were to see me. -- Shaftesbury...
• My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending mail about softball games.
  And I've got this pain right through my ALU. I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens....