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• 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
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• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
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• My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood) "Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
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• The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
• In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
  I spent years being smart. I recommend pleasant....
• Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
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  -- Richard Jeni...