Ari: Would You Care To Bet A Million Dollars On That?

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Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!
Ari: What, a million dollars isn't interesting to you?
Burns: Oh, did you say a million? I'm, I'm sorry, my mind was
elsewhere. I thought you would start with a small amount, then we
would bait each other, and, well, you know how it goes. Yes,
certainly, a million would be fine. [handshake]
-- But gambling is illegal in 48 states... "Homer at the