Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!
Ari: What, a million dollars isn't interesting to you?
Burns: Oh, did you say a million? I'm, I'm sorry, my mind was
elsewhere. I thought you would start with a small amount, then we
would bait each other, and, well, you know how it goes. Yes,
certainly, a million would be fine. [handshake]
-- But gambling is illegal in 48 states... "Homer at the
Bat"
Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!
Ari: What, a million dollars isn't interesting to you?
Burns: Oh, did you say a million? I'm, I'm sorry, my mind was
elsewhere. I thought you would start with a small amount, then we
would bait each other, and, well, you know how it goes. Yes,
certainly, a million would be fine. [handshake]
-- But gambling is illegal in 48 states... "Homer at the
Bat"
Related:
- Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars,
sir? Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile,... - Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that... - REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
YOGI BERRA:
"If the guy was poor, I would give it back... - Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra:
"If the guy was poor, I would give it back... - Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and... - Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
the local orphanage.
when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe...
From the same category:
- Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now,
before you get in a lot of trouble. Homer: But... - Marge: Homer, I want to throw a dinner party.
Homer:
[whining] Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always... - Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!
-
Or is it Looey? "Mr. Lisa Goes to... - Tattoo: De plane! De plane!
Mr. R: No, my freakish little friend.
That's a seagull. -- Watching TV, "Lisa's... - Burns: I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth.
Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half...
